Writer: Sebthespur 
Date:Wednesday December 19 2012
Time: 8:45AM
With Emmanuel Adebayor struggling for form and fitness, and with Jermain Defoe our only other striker, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see we desperately need another forward or two in the January transfer window.
Here I have picked 10 strikers who are likely to be available and realistic to our budget (eg no Hulk or Higuain), with their pros and cons and a mark for likelihood. Debate away guys…
1) Demba Ba. I would love this guy at the Lane. Rumour has it he's yours if you can pay the £7.5m release fee and pay £88,000 a week. Although the salary may be a little high, this can surely be sweetened with a hefty signing on fee. 8/10
2) David Villa. Apparently becoming frustrated with Barca's preference for Messi and Sanchez, he risks losing his place in the Spain team with lack of playing time. On an estimated £100,000 a week, and available for £15m, the chance to play in England before retirement may appeal. However, going on Levy's criteria a move for a 30-something injury prone striker may not suit. 3/10
3) Alexandre Pato. For Pato, read Villa above. Apparently after a move to Brazil, but also apparently available quite cheap and doesn't command a huge salary. £80,000 a week and £12million may do the trick for a wantaway striker. A huge huge talent, may just be a surprise arrival in the EPL. 5/10
4) Fernando Llorente. As we know, this superb leader of the line is available for nothing in the summer, which may mean we miss out completely, as I can't see Levy putting his hand in his pocket for £8 million now when there is the opportunity of a free later. Juventus, Liverpool, Arsenal, Zenit, and others are interested. To me, signing Llorente now would send a message out not just to the PL, but to all of Europe. I just think it may be too much to ask. 6/10
5) Klaas-Jan Huntelaar. Again, for Huntelaar read Llorente above. A difficult time in Madrid seems to be counting against big clubs taking this guy on but his record in Germany and for the Dutch national team is second to none. Again, potentially available on a free in the summer, although he has hinted he may stay at Schalke. Would suit Spurs style perfectly. 6/10
6) Theo Walcott. I have to put this one in, as he is available, but I would hate this as much as Arsene Wenger. I am not saying this because he is Arsenal, but to me he is an athlete trying to play football. He has no football brain, and gets caught out defensively or can be marked out of a game. His wish to move to a striker role won't make any difference. Next! 1/10
7) Ricky van Wolfswinkel. Another Dutchman and another top talent, who may be available slightly cheaper than usual due to an ongoing contract dispute. 19 goals in 36 Sporting games tells its own story, and there are noises he may be January bound for WHL. 8/10
8) Darren Bent. It's only rumour but I have a mate who says Bent is already a Spurs player. I don't believe it, but it seems certain he will be leaving Villa Park in January as Villa look to get him of their wage bill and save themselves a £4million fee due after playing a certain number of games for them. He left Spurs under a Redknapp cloud, and they do say never go back, but stranger things have happened. 5/10
9) Federico Macheda. What has happened to this guy? Burst onto the scene at Man Utd three years ago, but now is lucky to get a Capital One Cup run-out. Obvious talent, and could be a great loan signing. Personally, I would only want him as a loan signing backing up a permanent signing, and Levy's distrust of Man United may count against this one happening. 4/10
10) Leandro Damaio. Like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, everybody knows about it but no-one has really seen it, and none of us believe it! We have been linked with this guy for more than two years, but I believe if it was going to happen it would have done by now. Summer rumours of needing £40million plus seem to have scuppered this one, and PSG seems his most likely destination. 2/10
Written by Sebthespur
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Ba –No way, don’t rate him enough to be our first pick forward/striker. He would blow hot and cold imo, is injury prone and not worth the money for a 27 yo. Waste of money and would be only a short term fix if we were mad enough to get him. 8 out of 10?? …..
Villa – Don’t know why this guy is on your list. I heard about the pool link but hes 31 and on stupid wages. Not an option imo.
Pato – Not a bad pick at all, I like him from the little I’ve seen! Could be a solid number 9 for us but would he leave in Jan? Just back from injury, strait into their squad and still in the CL with Milan I think.
Llorente – Best Christmas present we could get imo. Will keep dreaming ha
Huntelaar – Could be an option in Jan if we believe the press again, but he crops up every time with a move to the PL and never does. Not sure his heart is in it to play over here? For us at least
Walcott – Well its Christmas so you have to put a joke in there right?
Wolfswinkel – Another good pick. I think he would be a great number 9 for us. Links with AVB who allegedly wanted him at porto and might not cost a fortune. Only signed for his new club last year thou?
Bent – Huh? We had the joke one already. Your just trying to be funny now
Macheda – Never heard of him so cant really say. A loan isn’t what we need thou?
Damaio – Would be great and our ideal player if we could finally get him. Maybe to much money now which is a shame because he would play well over here imo if his current club weren’t such dicks to deal with
Cheers for the Article. COYS.
But I would look at someone like Charlie Austin from Burnley. Yes, he is championship striker. Fact is he is a championship striker who has scored 20 goals before end of November. He scores every kind of goals. While he might not be the perfect replacement, but he certainly can be one of the 3 strikers.
Alexis Sanchez
Fernando Llorente
Demba Ba
or a cheeky offer for Hernandez of Manure.....
Villa - age, wages
Pato- not lived up to the hype, is he able to cope with the physicality?
llorente - able to link with our existing players, the fee would be minimal but the wages could be a stumbling block but if we can pay Ade 100k pw to do nothing surely we can afford this guy!
KJH- I would have loved him (and suggested) 5 years ago but our style has changed so would be a risk given age/wages but I'd sooner him than some of the other suggestions
Theo- not going to happen
RVW- a converted midfielder with promise, could compliment the squad and would have sell on value
DB-been there before not happening
Macheda- one good goal as a sub does not make him our answer...the boy needs game time to see if he can develop, long gone are the days when Manu cast off's would do...ask steve bruce or Roy keane..
Leandro - we should have put in a serious bid 2 years ago instead we tried to haggle, failed and will miss out....
Willian, Moutinho or Sanchez playing off Defoe/Adebayor would do
I think you are especially right with regards to 'sending out a message' statement. That is exactly what our clubs needs, a Klinsmann like signing to give the fans and players confidence and shut the f2cking media up talking us down and of Bale signing for Barca.
Just buy Llorente!!!