One Stop Nonsense Shop..
Right, let's start by saying what most of us are probably already aware of, it's Friday, get in there!!
Another thing that most of us are probably already aware of, is that Paulinho is in London (arrived this morning) and he is due to undergo a medical this morning, sign a 4 year deal (according to reports in Brazil), then meet up with AVB this afternoon, Get in there again :) !!
As it stands, we seem a bit short of ITK, so I might as well throw in a bit of breaking news about a rival PL club.
Latest transfer news... Cavani spotted at West Ham!
Oh, no, sorry, Caravan, a caravan was spotted at west ham.....
So, back to us. There was a rumour circulating that 'pirate obsessed' Osvaldo was/is a target for us & a delegate from Roma had come to London for talks with us and Man City, do I believe it? Not really.. Would he be of use to us, in my opinion, absolutely, I think he'd become a bit of a 'cult hero' amongst the WHL faithful, due to the fact that he's a VERY emotional fella who well and truly wears his heart on his sleeve. Not only is he a more than decent goal-scorer, he can also play the wide attacking role too. Not to mention, if we get the record breaking Spanish international striker we've been chasing, we would once again have an 'Ossie & Villa partnership' at THFC. What's not to like about that? :).
It's also worth pointing out that, back in May, one of the ITK's (I can't remember which one) said, 'it will be like summer 78 again'. Oooh!!
Anything else I can waffle on about? Well ! it's me, so of course there is ;)..
Portuguese newspaper 'Record' says Porto are now eager to sell winger 'Christian Atsu', who is keen on leaving for free at the end of the season if they don't transfer him now. Liverpool and Tottenham have supposedly held tentative talks with Porto about Atsu this summer, with the winger declaring hopes of moving to the Premier League in recent weeks... Worth a butchers?
Well, that's a nice stroke of luck. Whilst typing out this epic piece of nonsense, some shiny new ITK has come in, so what w wonderful way to finish :)...
Wgere: (on another site)
'Villa looks like its happening.'............
You know what to do now, right? Lets..... Chat..... Nonsense! COYS
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