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New week, New Nonsense.

Hi everybody, I hope you all had a lovely weekend & enjoyed the blisteringly hot weather, the excellent result by the British Lions Rugby lads and, of course, Andy Murray remaining British via winning the Wimbledon title, rather than becoming Scottish via losing it :) (Could this be the year someone wins Sports Personality of Year without actually having one?).. The first winner since 1936, 77 years ago, is what happened yesterday, nice!! Ironically 'Spuds-U-Like' remembers Fred Perry winning it back in 1936, just like it was yesterday ;).

Let's start with some info which seems to have been gathering a bit of pace over the last 2 or 3 days, though I never mentioned it on here because I never thought anything of it. Anyway, this is the latest info...

GARDS - 'Nacer Chadli must have legs! Can confirm he has been to our training ground as well a! s another player who would be tougher to get!'..

Anyone know anything about this lad? A quick Google search tells me he is a 23 year old winger, Belgian, 6ft 2' tall, plays for FC Twente & has a goal ratio of about 1 in 4. So if anyone has seen the lad play, I'm sure we'd all appreciate a little info!! On other platforms for info, it seems he's full of pace, has a trick or two up his sleeve & would, potentially, play on the left of a front 3, like Varela did for AVB at Porto BUT is equally comfortable on the right. People seem genuinely excited by this info!!

As for 'the other player' mentioned within GARDS info, Gards has said the mystery player's club may not know about his visit, so it probably isn't one of Chadli's friends from Twente. Should we be concerned that we have players looking at our facilities without the knowledge of their club? I doubt we're in the habit of showing any old so & so around our training facilities? GARDS said he is not talki! ng about David Villa, but thinks this is closer to happening & he won't mention the name as the deal is miles away from happening BUT has confirmed that he is a striker. This will get tophobunty VERY because many other people are thinking that the mystery person could well be Benteke, due to the fact that he (the mystery player) was shown around at the same time as Chadli, yet isn't from FC Twente but would be someone that Chadli knows, otherwise there'd b no point in showing the 2 players around together, they'd be shown around individually.

JJetset the appeared to answer somebody who said, 'how would we get away with showing Benteke around our training ground'... JJetset said, 'Well we showed numerous players around last season that didnt come to fruition including Willian, so don't go too excited about us showing Benteke around ;)'...

For me, it's all about the ' ;) ' at the end of JJ's response, he does like to tease & that really 'could' mean something. However, lorry loads of salt etc etc!! Oh and according to B! enteke's twitter account, he was in London yesterday, along with De Bruyne & Lukaku, nice coincidence for the optimistic there :)

Other news sees 'Corriere dello Sport' saying we have contacted Man Utd about Nani, personally I hope not, but each to their own!!

Our own pres seems to think we've agreed everything with David Villa, with the fee to be agreed between the clubs.

That should do for now, we can chat about more as it comes through. I'd just like to say a big THANK YOU to 'tophobunty' who, over the last week or so, has really 'toned it down' and discussed everyone's opinions with great respect & equal measures of knowledge. This place has been MUCH better for it, so I for one appreciate his effort greatly. Thanks tophob ;)..

After meeting a gorgeous blonde last night, I took her home and had sex with her. After we finished she said that I was crap in bed. A bit harsh really, how the heck does she know after 20 seconds?

Let's.... Chat.... Nonsense!!

Written by coopsieyid



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Writer:coopsieyid
Date:Monday July 8 2013
Time: 3:50PM

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Yeeeaay!

Spuds-U-Like
08/07/2013 15:54:00
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What was it I said last week about bitch slapping? You fecking little whippersnapper!!!! LMFAO!

What most VSer's don't know is that Coopsieyid is really a 5 year old computer geek copying & pasting everything he posts. Good at it isn't he?

Well, this IS a nonsense article.

Spuds-U-Like
08/07/2013 15:57:00
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At least Defoe/Dawson/Friedel and more importantly Bale modeling the kits will kill off some rumours...anyone know if they going to do that squad photo like did last year with the Beast Sandro in the back roaring?
JattYid
08/07/2013 16:01:00
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Really hope we tie Villa up soon enough, need him to join before we set off on pre season. British and Irish Lions Mr Coops. ;-)
ledgespur
08/07/2013 16:03:00
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Love you too old , Spuds ;) lol
coopsieyid
08/07/2013 16:04:00
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ledge - Potato potarto ;) lol
coopsieyid
08/07/2013 16:05:00
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JattYid - I am not sure so many people think that a photo shoot modelling the new kit is equivalent to a legally-binding contract that you cannot leave this season. In the event that they leave, they can easily photoshop the new kit over someone else and use that.
TonyRich
08/07/2013 16:06:00
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It is a fairly reliable indicator though tony. Not 100% but fairly
jljyid
08/07/2013 16:11:00
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New Kit, shirt, shorts and socks, some call stockings, but hey no suspenders, sod the kit, it's the team we put out in it that Juan Mata's, is that not right John? Levy get this deal for Villa sorted, David Villa that is, we have waited long enough for a striker, please.
spu 4 life
08/07/2013 16:13:00
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STORTS on Jese Rodriguez - "Interest is definitely real"....
coopsieyid
08/07/2013 16:13:00
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TonyRich pretty sure a player wanting to leave or a player the club wanting to sell would not really partake in the clubs shirt fotoshoot...From what i remember BAE was at the forefront in last years pics reckon he may well not be in the plans this year
JattYid
08/07/2013 16:14:00
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David Villa has signed for Atl Madrid. Damn!....
papsy
08/07/2013 16:14:00
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new kit photo, one show's Dawson looking to his left, Brad and Defoe in the middle; caption reads ''bloody hell you two still here''
spu 4 life
08/07/2013 16:18:00
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If this Villa signing for Madrid rumour is true i am deleting every ITK tw*t on twitter facking killed my mood facking ****s
JattYid
08/07/2013 16:18:00
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OH DEAR!!!!!! Seems David Villa has joined Atetico Madid.
coopsieyid
08/07/2013 16:18:00
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Is Paulinho really signing. I know the website says he has and everything but only seen him holding a scarf and not the shirt. Im worried. Plus Villa has just signed for A Madrid :(
Yid
08/07/2013 16:19:00
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David Villa; says who?
spu 4 life
08/07/2013 16:21:00
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https://twitter.com/GuillemBalague

http://www.itv.com/sport/football/article/2013-07-08/barcelona-agree-to-sell-david-villa-to-atletico-madrid/

http://www.fcbarcelona.com/football/first-team/detail/article/club-reach-deal-in-principal-to-sell-david-villa-to-atletico-madrid

http://www.sportsmole.co.uk/footbal.../david-villa-joins-atletico-madrid_92568.html
coopsieyid
08/07/2013 16:23:00
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spu - Hope that answered your question mate lol....

Seems CL football and the chance to remain in Spain may have been against us. NO WAY would we not have dealt with them at that price!!
coopsieyid
08/07/2013 16:26:00
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So much for David Villa, but never mind levy hasn't only saved his £2m he has saved all £8.6, the guy has certainly got the knack. Back to the drawing board, what phantom striker do we fancy now, bugger it, and we missed Grant Holt he has just gone to Wigan yesterday, and Charlie Austin going to Hull. Either of them would have been cheap.
Frank
08/07/2013 16:27:00
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All this Villa talk is about the club Aston Villa not the player. We will get the striker signing everyone wants, Bent!!
yiddyboy
08/07/2013 16:28:00
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It's here too:

http://www1.skysports.com/transfer-centre/clockwatch

Guess we'll never know now, could've been massive for us - or another Bobby Zamora. Don't know whether to feel glum or relieved if this is true.

Spuds-U-Like
08/07/2013 16:28:00
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Well coops what have I been saying for the last bloody week !!! Levy's done it YET AGAIN it seems.
Hot_Spur
08/07/2013 16:30:00
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4.4m villa deal done to ath madrid, what a joke
spu 4 life
08/07/2013 16:30:00
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http://cricfree.tv/sky-sports-news-live-stream.php
spu 4 life
08/07/2013 16:31:00
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4.5mil for villa is the rumour. Wtf levy
jljyid
08/07/2013 16:34:00
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Hmmmm..no.. Villa, Austin, Damiao, Kone, Aubemeyang, lewandowski, Gomez, Bony.........the list of possibles is getting shorter...but Money still talks.
82spursdebut
08/07/2013 16:34:00
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NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! :-(
ledgespur
08/07/2013 16:34:00
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Back to Leandro then! :(
Critical_Spur
08/07/2013 16:35:00
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Hot_Spur I think you'll find he HASN'T done it again.
Andre's Crouching
08/07/2013 16:35:00
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So that leaves us with who; The White Hart Lane club are understood to have offered around £17million for 28-year-old Soldado, Benteke two strikers 45m, (unt see levy paying that?
spu 4 life
08/07/2013 16:36:00
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Ever thought that Villa actually just wanted to stay in Spain ?

Berbatov agreed with 2 clubs to go to Italy in the summer then got straight back on a plane to England to sign for Fulham ,he obviously just wanted to stay in England .

IMO Spurs missed a massive trick with berbatov .He`s better than Adebayor ,Dempsey & Defoe together so cutting off your nose to spite your face is not good when a player can take you forward .

Villa signed for A.Madrid for personal reasons ,his life hardly changes which is prob what he wanted .
big cockeral
08/07/2013 16:38:00
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Andre's - Oh you mean you have inside information that all the reports are wrong?
Hot_Spur
08/07/2013 16:38:00
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Ok now AM have Villa (dodged a bullet there imo) we need to table a bold bid for Diego Costa...
shedboy2
08/07/2013 16:40:00
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Whoa Whoa Whoa…… How the hell has that happened!! Villa to Athletico confirmed for 5.1m euros. Just waiting for Villa to agree terms etc……..errrrrrrr what the F has just happened! Bit of a coincidence that the day Gomez joins Fiorentina Villa joins (potentially) Madrid.
hudderspur
08/07/2013 16:40:00
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Someone doesn`t get sarcasm
big cockeral
08/07/2013 16:41:00
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hot_spur,famous last words....question is did levy really want villa?,i somehow doubt it.....on to the younger ones levy is more willing to buy....who?...thanks for the infos and article coops
rovinella62spurs
08/07/2013 16:42:00
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I'm certain once again levy will pull that little rabbit out of the hat, just hope the little fluffy phucker can score goals, over to you pelebro, slag him off.
spu 4 life
08/07/2013 16:43:00
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Jackson martinez it is then ;)
Cider spurs
08/07/2013 16:44:00
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New Kit, Villa signs for Ath Madrid, turned out nice again.
spu 4 life
08/07/2013 16:46:00
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All the "spurs will spend big this summer" or "AVB and Gareth Bale to be convinced to stay by squad strengthening," talk. What everybody forgets, is that Leopards don't change their spots, and Levy certainly doesn't. We will end up on the 1st Sept with Paulinho and some cheapie striker that Baldini can find us somewhere and that will be that. If we didn't really want to give it a go for Villa why waste a fortnight or more whilst other players are changing hands. The adage of "running a pi$$ up in a brewery" comes readily to mind. It's just a joke the way we prat about.
Frank
08/07/2013 16:46:00
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Cider spurs the way it's going we will end up with Janet Jackson and a bottle of martini......
spu 4 life
08/07/2013 16:48:00
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4 6 0 system looking favourite now. LOL
Cider spurs
08/07/2013 16:48:00
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shedboy2 Don`t disagree with your posts often but Villa is a massive upgrade on what we have & no way did we dodge a bullet ,Villa is different gravy .

I`m actually hoping this deal was to prompt Levy into bettering A.Madrids deal & forcing us to gazzump them & act quick as they want him out to free his wages .
Maybe a bit of football poker going on .
big cockeral
08/07/2013 16:49:00
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If the £4.5M price to Ath Madrid is true, then Levy wants gelding between two Armitage bricks (it only hurts if you get your thumbs in the way).
Frank
08/07/2013 16:49:00
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When Paulinho said to Corinthians see you soon, Levy plans to sell Bale for 85m and Paulinho back to brazil for 30m, clever phucker that levy..
spu 4 life
08/07/2013 16:51:00
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Paulinho is a top signing...the sort of calibre we need. We wouldn't have brought in Baldini to do dick all...wouldn't be surprised to see one of the Roma players come as he'll know their contracts inside out...Osvaldo or pref. Lamela?....front 3- Bale, Costa, Lamela....all switching play..if carlsberg did forward 3's...;)
shedboy2
08/07/2013 16:52:00
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ANYONE who is blaming Levy for this David Villa to Atletico Madrid thing is being unbelievably blinkered & extremely shortsighted, due to the fact that it suits their opinion about him (Levy).. Barcelona had the chance to sell to the local rivals of their biggest rival. The player got the chance to stay in his native county AND participate in the Champions League. But yeah, you go ahead & blame it all on Levy lol..

If you seriously believe that he wouldn't have done business at the price Barca have dealt at, you're just stuck in your tunnel of Levy hatred.

Also, where does ANY report say, "David Villa has agreed to sign for Atltico Madrid"? People constantly say "I don't believe anything until I see him in a Spurs shirt", but when anything involves another club, that opinion changes lol. Any other time, I'd be sat here reading things like, "his club is just putting the info out there to force our hand or get more money" etc etc.
coopsieyid
08/07/2013 16:52:00
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spu...Now thats a night to remember! Will she take her shirt of if she scores.(Phuck it,stick her down for penalty duties)
Cider spurs
08/07/2013 16:52:00
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Spu I think we will end up buying the Michael Jackson statue from fulham, it's an upgrade because atleast we will have someone in the box when the crosses come in a and it will be offside less than JD
jljyid
08/07/2013 16:52:00
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Why does Gareth Bale always look like someones hitting on his missus ?

http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2013-2014-kits-unveiled-080713/
big cockeral
08/07/2013 16:53:00
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Not keen on the colours of the kit
thfan
08/07/2013 16:54:00
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Nobody appears to be paying the blindest bit of notice to our links to Jese Rodriguez. You do realise he's a striker, right?
coopsieyid
08/07/2013 16:54:00
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It doesn't need Pelebro this time. Anybody not criticising Levy over this one must be doing him sexual favours, even by his imperious standards of miss placed brinkmanship, this is an absolute belter. You couldn't make it up. By the way are Louis Saha or Gregor Rasiak busy, better give em a ring.
Frank
08/07/2013 16:54:00
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Coops..Ref blame game...Well said!.
Cider spurs
08/07/2013 16:56:00
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Bc- you could be right re:poker...and Villa WAS different gravy not sure IS anymore...especially come year 2, 3 etc of his contract...never played club footy outside Spain and doesn't do it against the big teams in internationals...I won't lose any sleep if we miss out on this one...BUT we still need to upgrade our forward line.
shedboy2
08/07/2013 16:57:00
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coopsieyid +1.
But i did say i was hoping ,wishing for something to go wrong their end because i want him to join us ,i think he`s epic ,love that player .
Not over until the fat lady sings (i hope )
big cockeral
08/07/2013 16:57:00
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I haven't seen confirmation of Villa being a done deal with any club.
thfan
08/07/2013 16:58:00
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Why on earth would Barca accept that though..? Clearly there is no way we have offered 8mil or any where near that in fact because the deal would already be done now. We've just missed out on a worldy quibbling over pennies it seems. Proper angry!!
SanchezSpur
08/07/2013 16:58:00
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Coops I can only just see my laptop for spitting feathers, forget that one it will get shafted by Jose at chelski.
spu 4 life
08/07/2013 16:59:00
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chill people, theres loads of time and this will just show levy he needs sort it sharpish! So lets go all out for soldado.
Joey Fairservice
08/07/2013 16:59:00
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Levy knows their is always....Odemwingie, at the last minute...lol...that bloke will pay levy to get out of Brum' !!.....lol
82spursdebut
08/07/2013 16:59:00
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Coopsie, so are you saying its all in the plan, it's a bluff, and Villa will come to us. The point is if Levy had pulled fffing finger out for once we would have had him before AM got involved, but as usual he has to play clever buggers, it's why he is so loved in the game.
Frank
08/07/2013 16:59:00
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confirmed on ssn Villa to Athletico Madrid, another one bites the dust.
CanUkSpur
08/07/2013 17:00:00
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Now you're being plain stupid Frank, sorry mate, but you are. Why would a nearly 32 year old who's played his entire career in Spain come to an English side competing in the Europa when he can stay at home & play CL? I'm disappointed, but I can see why this hasn't come off & it probably has feck all to do with Levy. The player has chosen AM over us, simples.

Spuds-U-Like
08/07/2013 17:00:00
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coops- I'd take Jese Rodriguez (price seems high though for a b player)or alvaro morata from RM....I guess people are skeptical on RM links given the Bale situation...
shedboy2
08/07/2013 17:02:00
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GO TO THE LINK; http://cricfree.tv/sky-sports-news-live-stream.php Parkinson was just doing the over 50's plan, Levy has someone lined up then..
spu 4 life
08/07/2013 17:02:00
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let's get Fellaini as well, i don't mind going all the way Belgium ;D
SpursWho
08/07/2013 17:02:00
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SanchezSpur, our offer was actually 3 books of Green Shield Stamps, that's what pi$$ed Barca off, when they realised they are now obsolete and you can't cash em any more.
Frank
08/07/2013 17:02:00
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Frank, IF David Villa goes to Atletico, as BigC said, it'll be for personal reasons and CL football. Just sitting there ranting at Levy is basically ridiculous. It's ONE target missed out on, potentially. You're sitting there prophecising all that will have unfolded (or won't have unfolded) by September 1st (it's actually September the 2nd), and how this leopard who can't change his spots, or organise a pi$$ up in a brewery has let everyone down. You do realise it's only July the bloody 8th, don't you?
coopsieyid
08/07/2013 17:02:00
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It's on the Barca website now... but if we do act quick and offer better wages you never know... may be able to persuade him... can't see Athletico offering less than us though unfortunately. What a taint to an otherwise lovely day!
SanchezSpur
08/07/2013 17:03:00
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shedboy2 water under the bridge now ,Villa himself has opted to stay in Spain .
So i`ll agree with you "we dodged a bullet " just to make it seem better .Levy done all he could be opted to stay in Spain ,that`s the way i see it ,move on .
Saldado will do nicely ,not sure about Benteke ,get the feeling he`s a one season wonder standing out in a dreadful side .
big cockeral
08/07/2013 17:04:00
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You're talking far to much sense spuds, hell of a lot easier to blame it all on levy
MatJspur
08/07/2013 17:04:00
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Frank the only reason you think they're sitting there pratting about is because you are a miserable sod who believes everything in the paper! They probably had a few chats with Villa, as well as a few others. Villa goes to AM we carry on chatting to the others! Some people don't have the intelligence to cope with a transfer window - remember when football used to be fun??
Dan Mac
08/07/2013 17:04:00
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Yes I saw the Villa to Athletico, but in Levy's defence the fee was EURO 5m, we were quoted £8.6m that's double. No wonder Levy wouldn't agree.
Chelmspur
08/07/2013 17:05:00
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