ITK: Romelu Lukaku
Breaking news: Everton striker Romelu Lukaku is being chased by Chelsea and Manchester United, NOT Tottenham Hotspur. Whoopydo!
Sky Sports News, talkSPORT, the written press and football fan blogs have been in a frenzy since it was announced that the 23-year-old Belgium international reportedly told his paymasters that he was not prepared to sign a new contract.
As a Spurs supporter do I really care about any news concerning Lakaku?
Nope, not really.
ITK (In The Know)
If any site editor adds three simple letters, in this order - ITK then does it mean that when you click on the article and the contents within are not relevant to the headline, or it has little or no information then is that not click-bait? If that's the case then please feel free to read on.
Grandma Gladys knows
My Grandma (it's true I had a Grandma called Gladys) lived and walked this earth between 1896 and 1998 and during the time I knew her she would often tell me a tale or two.
As a youngster I always believed what she said but as I grew up I began to become suspicious with some of her tales. By that I mean, as she reached her later years her memory began to fade which meant some of her tales, which she told over and over, changed. Only to be expected I guess and nothing wrong with that.
One of her traits was that she could read tea leaves and then tell you what she saw and what she expected to happen sometime in the future. You know, the ones (leaves) left as dregs at the bottom of the cup.
Sadly, I'm no tea leaf reader but I suspect she's still drinking the stuff in Heaven or wherever she is these days. In fact Grandma Gladys often comes to me in my dreams and last night was no different.
ITK - what did she say?
Romelu Lukaku will NOT be signing for Tottenham Hotspur in the summer.
There you go - an ITK article.
The next time Grandma Gladys tells me something concerning THFC then it's only fair I pass on her premonitions.
What on earth...?
I'm sure one or two Vital Spurs members will know exactly where I am coming from. If not then don't worry, there's nothing to see here.