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Daniel Levy's Funny Side

Daniel Levy's Funny Side

While nineteen other Premier League clubs busy themselves snapping up the best buys us Tottenham supporter's test our patience to the hilt wishing Daniel Levy would bring us some good news.

So, while I sit here twiddling my thumbs my remaining 8 fingers are left typing away to bring the best Daniel Levy vids, gifs and anything else I can find. I mean a smile a day keeps the wrinkles away, right?

Daniel Levy does have the authority to say 'yes' and sign a cheque doesn't he?

When Man City ring Daniel Levy for Kyle Walker now Dani Alves has gone to PSG...













Daniel reacts to Poch when he requests a new player.


Daniel Levy when the board tells him he has to sign someone.


When you ring up Spurs for a transfer but Daniel Levy answers.


Me when Daniel Levy finally spends big money (guy doing the chicken dance).


Daniel Levy when we sell Sissoko to China for £35m.


Daniel Levy:
'I think I found a good player.'
Poch:
'Who is he?'
Daniel Levy:
'A young black fast winger from France called N'Somthing.'

Poch reacts...


Some may think I am 'anti' Levy?

Far from it! Having said that he does bring it upon himself the tight fisted so-and-so.

COYS



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Writer:Tino
Date:Sunday July 16 2017
Time: 2:14PM

Comments

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Levy just tries the patience of Spurs supporters in every window, he is great salesman, pity he ain't as good at buying. All the top teams, even Chelsea who won the PL are stregthening ready for the coming season, we on the other hand have sold Walker, look like selling Dier, hopefully Sissoko, possibly Summer, but absolutely no sign of any quality incomers, a typical Levy window, sell for top dollar, buy cheap or not at all, we will return our annual TW profit, Joe will be ecstatic, Levy's bonus assured yet again.
Frank
16/07/2017 15:26:00
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Should say Summer, not summer.
Frank
16/07/2017 15:28:00
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Bloody phone, it is Wimmer I am trying to say.
Frank
16/07/2017 15:30:00
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We are now the only PL team not to make a signing, I always knew we would win something under Levy, if it is only the wooden spoon, congrats to all concerned.
Frank
16/07/2017 15:32:00
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U busy there Frank.. Boring ole Levy. Money in the pocket priority
62rovinella
16/07/2017 16:35:00
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Anybody who thinks that Levy has a funny side, are the types, who to quote an old saying, "would laugh if their arse was on fire".
Frank
16/07/2017 16:51:00
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Put me out! Haha! ........ Looks like Chelsea if anything have a weakened team for now, with Costa no longer wanted and apparently on his way out and all the trouble they seem to be having trying to find a replacement for him. It seems there are a lot of available but totally unsuitable and yet very expensive candidates out there and Conte is not a happy man it seems. (According to the media at least). Makes me wonder why the reigning Champs should be having such difficulties. Could it be for similar reasons that Spurs are also not doing a lot of hasty panic buying either? Or having similar difficulties. Perhaps neither club is as desperate as the rest of the PL clubs are. And, maybe there are a lot of very expensive bench-warmers that unfortunately will not be willing to sit on the bench. Not even for Chelsea or Spurs. (?) ....... If for instance we were to buy Gylfi and Ross Barkley and, if the asking prices being quoted are correct, that's a £100m right there just for two non starters. Crazy money!
Dele-Arri
16/07/2017 17:11:00
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Levy is apparently quite a nice guy and quietly funny with it too. A hard nosed businessman that can make ya laugh through your tears? Stick a Trump like furry feline on his head and he could run the country! He's a great guy. Beautiful. Just beautiful... Together he (and Poch) can... Make Spurs Great Again!
Dele-Arri
16/07/2017 17:33:00
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i love levy as our chairman. club is rich and constant upward trajectory for 15 years thanks to him
thfc1989
16/07/2017 21:37:00
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For all Everton's purchases they have lost their star goal scorer in Lukaku. Who is going to get them 25 goals. Sigurdson would be useless for us. Most of his goals and assists, about 80% come from set pieces. He wasnt creative for us before and he wouldn't be now. Hopefully Everton buy him. Barkley is the guy we want to give us that size behind Kane and rotation for Eriksen.
jvd
16/07/2017 21:37:00
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Sorry, Gyfi aint so old as I implied but still, will he get better than he is right now. He's very good but Dele for example is so much better.
Dele-Arri
17/07/2017 00:36:00
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That's the point, isn't it. Fans screaming for a statement signing when we already have the statements playing for us. What we need are quality rotational support. Hence getting Barkley would be a good buy at £30mm or less. Even Adrien Silva as rotation for Dembele/Wanyama. Our right side is a little thin to begin the season as both Son and Lamela will still be on the way back. We could push Eriksen over there if we get Barkley. And Janssen can probably sub Eriksen late in games. Not ideal maybe but workable. Josh King would be a good buy also at £20mm or less.
jvd
17/07/2017 00:38:00
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I will say again that I'd like Ross B at Spurs. It may not read as if I do.I'm just amazed at the quoted prices for these players....
Dele-Arri
17/07/2017 00:42:00
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You're forgetting Sissoko jvd. :-) In all honesty, I think that we may keep Sissoko and that along with Janssen both could well take off for Spurs this season and have a strong and useful input..... Don't tell anyone I said that, please.
Dele-Arri
17/07/2017 01:22:00
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I agree with Frank. It looks like we'll be stuck with the same disaster as last season .... you know, that shabby team who play boring football, can't win games, and have no chance of a top half finish in the league. Life's a bitch.
Geofspurs
17/07/2017 01:28:00
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Not sure how the Barkley saga will play out but I have this feeling that he hasn't reached his peak yet. But, under the wing of MP, he could. That feeling sits right beside the one I had about Walker never leaving the Lane. I'm working on my feelings!
Geofspurs
17/07/2017 01:33:00
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This is the ultimate stage of the season (if we accept it starts with the TW) when all supporters can choose to be optimistic or cynical. Beware .... whichever one we choose will probably stay with us through the season. Gotta love football!
Geofspurs
17/07/2017 01:48:00
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Geoff, no way ... that team was season was appalling. I can't take anymore of it .... I don't understand all the contempt for levy, 3 times I have seen Spurs in the CL ... new stadium etc.... bring back scholar mid table mediocre and bankruptcy please.
E17YID
17/07/2017 04:06:00
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"While nineteen other Premier League clubs busy themselves snapping up the best buys" So clubs like say Bournemouth or Burnley are signing the best players in the world ? Why bother writing this rubbish ?
jod
17/07/2017 07:26:00
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Yes we have a good first 11, but we lack cover for some key players, and we lack selection options or players to put selection pressure on current first team regulars. For players to pick themselves is not ideal, and with the number of games we will play in 4 competitions, and to cover injuries, suspensions and form loss, of course we need to sign quality additions, players will not play every game no matter how good they are.
Frank
17/07/2017 09:33:00
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Geofspur of course we have just had a good season, yes we finished 2nd, yes we got a bye into the FA Cup semi final, yes we failed to get out of the groups in either the CL or the EL, but yet again as for every season in the last 16, with the exception of 1 LC in 2008, we failed to win anything. Does this not illustrate that there is still room for improvement, but little will or intent on the part of the hierarchy to bring said improvement about, in fact the reverse as the asset stripping as already started with Walker, and perhaps more to come.
Frank
17/07/2017 09:44:00
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Frank .... I understand what you're saying and agree we need some more depth but the TW is still open and I don't see much point in worrying yet. Of course that could change in a few weeks. I suppose the only time we can really assess how the TW went is at the end of the season. I reckon the last couple of 'windows' must have worked out quite well. But it's all about continual progress .... within our means.
Geofspurs
17/07/2017 10:27:00
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Frank, I don't think anyone is or would dispute your point about always the need for improvement. I'm certain there are no Spurs supporters that would like to see us going backwards, downhill. To me, I can't see the logic in thinking that our owners and chairman don't share our ambitions as well.
Dele-Arri
17/07/2017 10:33:00
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Just for the sake of balance and good measure (even on top of the vastly increasing expense of our new stadium), last season, on sales and loans, we spent a lot more on incoming players than we made on outgoing sales and loans.
Dele-Arri
17/07/2017 10:53:00
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If we do indeed buy Barkley and it's for say £30m and not the supposed £50m that Everton apparently want for him, would that be considered bad negotiating because Levy didn't just pay up the full whack straight off, without blinking, in order to get him a couple of weeks earlier? Genuine question.
Dele-Arri
17/07/2017 11:06:00
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Dele - no, if we bought Barkley for the right money he'd be on a 5 year contract with probably an option of a 2 year extension. That is way more important than a couple of weeks here or there in this window. Said this many times, but I think Barkley would be an amazing signing for us. I think he'd hit the ground running as Koeman has been working on him for a year and Poch would just carry on that process. Would love to see Eriksen, Alli and Barkley wreaking havoc together.
muttley
17/07/2017 11:36:00
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muttley, I'm not as certain as you on Barkley but I certainly wouldn't argue against you on this.
Dele-Arri
17/07/2017 11:46:00
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First game (pre-season) on Sunday! It seems like last season just ended and here we go again. I can't believe how quickly its come around. It's probably because I've been busy building the new stadium via real-time cameras. I wonder in which position Mauricio will play Barkley for this one?
Geofspurs
17/07/2017 13:19:00
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how the feck anybody can think the last few TWs have worked out well.Levy leaving it so late has resulted in us having an unsettled team .The first 10 games of the season cost us the PL title for the last 2 seasons.ffs i give up.
spurman61
19/07/2017 19:55:00
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